A small, loud kingdom
Two knights keep a very small, very loud realm — outnumbered by cats who believe themselves royalty and two hounds convinced they are the castle alarm. There are no tickets and no gift shop. Only the castle, the pets, and whoever wanders through the gate. This, in all its noise and nonsense, is us. Mind the rabbit.
Now go away!
Meet the court
The Black Hound
Keeper of the holy hand grenade. Barks first, asks never.
The Senile Sentinel
Guards the gate in his sleep.
The Shadow
Do NOT get on his bad side. Loves cuddles.
The Tuxedo Knight
Always formally dressed. Hates crowds.
The Timid Squire
Watches the realm from a high window. Reports nothing.
Beast of Caerbannog
Looks harmless. Is, in fact, the most dangerous animal you will ever meet.